
lady josephine metzger
ㅤpatron saint of beaten dogs who need someone to just give a shit,
for no other reason than the fact that they can.ㅤ
ooc
nameㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤmatt.ageㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthirty+.pronounsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhe/him.timezoneㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤest.
about yo. i'm matt. i'm an old man. i'm a full time college student :stresssmoke:. important things to know....... uhhhhh..... i'm gay and trans and all my characters are some form of queer in gender and sexuality. i love to write and i love to yap about characters. i love to make playlists and pinterest boards and send memes. and just enjoy the collaboration of rp.i know sometimes it seems like i'm not very excited about stuff, but i really truly promise i am. it's the autism. i'm trying to be better about it, but tone is very hard for me to convey without it feeling like i'm coming across as sarcastic or trying too hard. but trust and believe, i am flustering and pounding my desk and screaming into my hands over any roleplay i'm part of.
DO NOTmix ic and ooc. i'm not my characters and their opinions don't always align with mine.DO NOTthink that my character's moral choices reflect mine. or that the things i choose to write in fiction somehow reflect my real world moral views.DO NOTbring your homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, racism, etc in my direction. ic to an extent is fine as long as it's agreed upon.DO NOTㅤgodmod or presume things about my characters.
DOㅤreach out if you're curious or want to set up any rp time!DOㅤ communicate! let me know if i cross any of your boundaries or if there's things you want or don't want in rp!DOsend me headcanons and memes and stuff that make you think of my characters or our characters together! i love that stuff.DOfeel free to interact if you see me out and about the rp tag on.
josie

nameㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤjosephine metzger.nicknamesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤjosie, bash.ageㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤforty-five.pronounsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤshe/her.gendertrans woman.raceㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhalf ishgardian elezen-half duskwight.birthplaceㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤishgard.home locationthe nest, ishgard.
heightㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ7 fulms, 4.8 ilms.weightㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤover 300 ponze.namedayㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ30th sun of the second astral moon.classㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpaladin/dark knight.aether aspectㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤheavily ice.
sexualitypansexual.relationshipmarried, open.spouserhiker metzger.
| LIKES |
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| gardening, cooking, being outdoors, fuck off big swords. men with dark hair and big puppy eyes. strawberries. pretty dresses and a good set of armor. soft fabrics, the smell of baked goods, luxuriating in bed. a hot bath. animals and critters of all sorts. taking in strays. wolves and dragons and romance stories. |
| DISLIKES |
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| anything mint, color coordination, noble politics, church politics, POLITICS without /people/, the texture of oatmeal and porridge, itchy fabrics (a lot of fabrics really, the texture autism) |
the child of nobles, josephine was raised to be a proper noble man. one day to be the marquis de voclain. of course, life is never that simple and things behind closed doors are usually behind closed doors for reasons. it didn't quite go that way. she took an interest in swords from a young age though. proficient in blades and even more proficient, claimed a prodigy, in magicks, josephine pursued knighthood. becoming a proper paladin came along with that.after being knighted, it wasn't long before josephine was sent off to war. she was good in combat, an invaluable tool with her quick shields and bulky stature. not hailed as some sort of hero, but the sort that other fighters knew they could rely on.then the calamity came and with it ice and snow, frozen lands and frozen people. josie was part of efforts to help dig out people from coerthas. that was where things went... wrong. a stray dragon caught her unawares, left her bleeding out in the snow. she thought herself dead, then lucky when strangers found her, promising healing.instead, they fed her dragon blood.she lived, she didn't transform. not fully anyways. but she was changed, though she wouldn't see the effects of that for time to come. she kept it hidden, kept it all locked up tight, kept fighting in the war. until the war was over. and knights were left without battles to fight. she saw all that trauma, all the anger and fear and rage that had been directed at outside, start to get directed within.one night was all it took. she snapped. one knight didn't survive. several were left permanently injured. and she was arrested. treason or something like it. she chose a trial by combat via dragon. the war was over, but old laws hadn't been rewritten to reflect that and she'd choose dying in the snow facing a dragon over having to face down another knight any day.and she survived that dragon, though not unscathed. burned across a good portion of her body, josie spent a long while healing. the heresy charges came next. inquisitors took her away and she was out of sight for a good while. no more witchdrop trials were making the inquisitors of old antsy and angry, with someone to take it out on now. it was half a year before josephine turned up in ishgard again.she was starting to find the consequences of the dragon blood. starting to find herself even more unwelcome in her family home. without much of anywhere or anyone to turn to. she turned to hunting, striking out into coerthas forests. anything to keep moving, keep going.things happen, as they are wont to do, the sort of things that josie isn't liable to spill openly. but things got worse, a lot worse, but then they started to get better. she met rhiker, met some other people, started making herself a little family.and now she's making herself a home. a proper one. with love and all the good things she didn't get as a kid.
hooks
i.
ishgardians, nobles and not.
josie was born and raised ishgardian nobility. and now she's sort of tiptoeing back into the fringes of it with trying to establish house metzger as something. maybe not as a noble house or anything. but a name to be aware of for those that try and cling to the old ways.a lot of josie's efforts these days are to helping out the people of the brume. she's started a greenhouse and is getting some of the braver kids to help her out with it. one day, she hopes it'll be something of a community garden for those in the brume.there's a lot more to come that she and rhiker are working on, so if you want to get in on that, she'd welcome the help.
ii.
knights and knight types.
as a veteran of the dragonsong war and just a general old knight bitch, josie would know a lot of knights around the ishgard area. especially if they were knights over a decade ago or so. she hasn't been a knight for eight or so years. so anyone before that time... very open for the possibility of any of those sorts to be aware of sebastien de voclain, but especially of the fact that he /snapped/ and attacked a bunch of fellow knights to devastating effects and a trial by dragon.even though she calls herself a former knight, she still heavily believes in a knight's honor.
iii.
inquisitors, heretics, etc.
she drank dragon blood! not of her own choice, but she did the thing! and now she's /embracing/ the thing. dragon eyes and scales and fangs and... well, she looks like a heretic, for a definition of the word that might not even exist anymore these days. but there are certainly going to be those that hold fast to those old laws...and on that note: dragons. josie is learning how to deal with dragon blood in her veins. down to her soul, it feels like. she wants to know all she can. she's constantly out in dravania, the churning mists, anywhere she can to learn about what it was like /before/. and what good it could be like now. with the war over and the truth out there.
v.
observable things about josie.
big bitch is big.
heavily scarred, a lot of it is burn scars but there's claw marks and the like. a prominent scar cuts right through the center of her forehead horizontally.
her ears are very expressive and twitchy, leading to a lot of jingling from her earrings. she's got incredibly sensitive hearing due to her mother's duskwight heritage.
glowing eyes, sharp fangs, scales. josie's "heresy" isn't hidden away very often. she's learning to embrace the dragon-y parts of herself. and she's almost inviting anyone to kick up a fuss about it.
vi.
some fun facts, maybe for the very observant.
josie is colorblind. she wears a lot of blue because that's a reliable color she can pick out.
due to severe head trauma, she's also dyslexic and reading/writing/etc takes a lot of effort and strain for her.
she's a lefty! she does a lot of everyday tasks with her right hand though and one might notice that her left side bears most of her scarring.
for those that see her on several occasions, there's a few things she always has on her: a halone pendant around her neck, her wedding ring, and a singular dagger usually strapped to her boot or belt.
family
bijoux

whatㅤ dogter.
a rescue from a job josie and rhiker did together. bijoux is constantly at josie's heels and goes most places with her. her favorite thing in the world is chasing butterflies and she does it in her sleep too.
kain

whatratcatcher.
coaxed to rhiker and josie's first home with a bowl of cream, kain is presumably living in their house. she comes and goes as is her wont and rhiker is her favorite.
charlie

whatbig ass 'bo.
one of the few chocobos to not be scared of josie. initially, she regularly borrowed charlie from an old chocobo stable keeper who decided to gift him to her in thanks for her help around the stables and his farm.
praline

whatfurry noodle.
rhiker's child definitely. she exists on his shoulder or in his scarf. and occasionally, in her cushion pile in the house. lazy, spoiled, and living her best life of luxury.
chub

whata chub.
in jail for crimes that include tax fraud.

bonds

♡ rhiker
ㅤhusbandmateㅤ
josie's heart, her love. they saved each other and now they're building a life together that had once been nothing but a pipe dream they talked about when they thought it impossible to obtain. she would absolutely tear the whole star down just for him.

morana
ㅤdragon motherㅤ
not the woman who birthed or raised her, but josie considers morana more of a mother than the marquise. of course, that's made very interesting because morana is a dragon, but she's taken to josie all the same. josie is learning everything she can about dragons from morana.

rissna
ㅤflea (affectionate)ㅤ
whoop.

alskarra
ㅤdance partnerㅤ
whoop.

kujou
ㅤdo they even know?ㅤ
whoop.

opide
ㅤbimbo to himbo bondingㅤ
whoop.
under construction
this is a wip page. i'll be adding folks over time as i pester them for pics and such.